It’s important to laugh and there are some funny swim and water-related jokes to help us do that.
1. What word looks the same backward and upside down?
Swims
2. Why did the teacher jump into the water?
She wanted to test it!
3. How do swimmers clean themselves?
They wash up on shore!
4. Why do dolphins only swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
5. Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
Lake Eerie!
6. What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
BUTTER-fly!
7. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
8. Why did the swimmer go back in time?
Because he was doing the backstroke!
9. What is the best exercise for swimmers?
Pool-ups!
10. Where do zombies like to go swimming?
The Dead Sea
11. Where do fish keep their money?
In river-banks!
12. What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?
The baaaackstroke!
13. What did Cinderella wear on her feet when she went swimming?
Glass Flippers.
14. Why don’t vegetarians swim in competitions?
Because they don’t like meets.
15. Why can elephants swim whenever they want?
They always have their trunks!
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